Earth in a Pressure Cooker - The Global Warming Controversy, Part Two

The Evils of Burning Down our Forestsconnection to the climate problem, saying the
What would become of the Earth's oxygen supplyChicken-Little environmentalists are just trying to
if all our forests were destroyed?throw anything and everything into the global
One report states that 30% of CO2 levels risingwarming stewpot. You have to realize that on this
higher each year are due to deforestation,planet everything is interconnected. Everything!
particularly due to slash-and-burn operations,This one big living organism, our beloved Emerald
perpetrated by greedy, selfish cultivators, whoPlanet, needs our help. I don't think Ma Nature can
are ruthlessly raping our rainforests, such as indo it alone. We've got to stop attacking her and
South America and Africa. However, the brutalitystart working with her. Or we could be heading
of deforestation has been conducted in Brazil,toward mass-annihilation. Who wants that on their
Nigeria, Ethiopia, Indonesia, and even the Unitedconscience?
States. In fact, slash-and-burn methods areYou may have heard the theory that there once
conducted by more than two-hundred millionwas life on Mars, perhaps several thousands of
people across the planet, particularly in the nationsyears ago, of which there is some evidence. Did
listed above. Not only does the burning of thesethe Martians destroy themselves -- just like we
forests create pollution and higher CO2 levels, butare about to do?
the lack of these forestlands robs the planet ofGas Guzzlers Beware!
the necessary oxygen-producing trees that weYes it's true! Fuel emissions are on the rise! Since
need for life-support.the world's population is approximately 6.6 billion
Another report states that a large portion of(and it's still growing!), does that mean there are
rainforest in South America, particularly Brazil, hadapproximately six-billion gas-spewing vehicles on
been burned down and replaced by soybeanthis planet as well? Alright, there are a few
farms. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending onbackward countries where the people either don't
how you look at it, the soybean crops failed.have automobiles or they're too poor to own
Why? Because the soil was naturally gearedthem, which means they probably use their feet
toward growing rainforests, not soybeans! And ifor pedal bicycles to get around -- or the
those rainforests have been there for thousandsoccasional rickshaw. So even if we guesstimated
of years, do you think you can easily growapproximately five-billion automobiles and various
soybeans overnight? Obviously you need a certainother forms of transportation that are used on
kind of soil for soybeans, and then a certain kindthe planet, we're talking about a massive amount
of soil for rainforests. Ma Nature seems to knowof polluted air. Plus, let's throw in some
how to do this because she's the Mastermiscellaneous factories that chug out plumes of
Gardener. Perhaps we can learn from her.nasty smoke as well. Yes, we can see filthy
Intelligent environmentalists maintain the view thatbrown clouds over large cities, but a lot of this
the rainforests are the lungs of the world, as ifdirty air, due to continual winds, is spread
our precious planet is a huge organism. Stop andthroughout our atmosphere. That sounds like a
think about that for several moments.good thing, right? Nope! Those blowing winds are
If most of or all of our rainforests are destroyed,not going to solve the problem, as if making the
particularly in South America and Africa, you havepollution magically disappear; they're just
an organism that can't breathe very easily, andredistributing pollutants throughout the
there will be extreme oxygen depletion in ouratmosphere. You could say the wind currents are
atmosphere. That is probably far more scarierplaying a global shell game with pollutants.
than you can imagine. But the soybean farmersOne report states that the net carbon-emission
would rather have money in their pockets fromrate of the planet will have to be decreased by
selling soybeans than having good old-fashioned airroughly 60%, and on the outside by 80%. Yikes!
to breathe. I hate to bring up this next analogy,That sounds like a tall order! Not only that, but we
because there are a lot of smokers out there.would have to accomplish this by the year 2050
Alright, you could liken the burning of rainforeststo even begin to reach a place where we are
to the burning up lungs of a heavy smoker,marginally close to almost being safe! Does that
because it's much harder for a smoker to breathemean all of us have to stop driving cars and flying
then a non-smoker. Incidentally, I'm an ex-smoker,airplanes, and close down our oil refineries and
so I stopped before it was too late, so I knowfactories, or even stop smoking? Holy moly! Now,
what it's like.how many billions of people are laughing about
Another fact is that our forests remove carbonhow absurd this sounds? Go ahead and have your
dioxide and pollutants from the atmosphere, andlaugh. Alright, if we sit back and idly do nothing
emits large quantities of oxygen back into it,about it, except gradually die off, how absurd
which helps stabilize life on the planet. It's also adoes that sound?
fact that all plants, especially trees, deliver theHow many billions of people really care about our
appropriate amount of revitalized oxygen in orderprecious planet? In today's modern society we
to support life on our planet. And yet another facthave become vehicularly-dependent, hence we
is that the rainforests produce about 40% of allare auto-addicts. Perhaps there needs to be a
the oxygen on the Earth. But if these preciousnew AA therapy program for these miserable
forests begin to disappear, so will our preciouspeople -- all six-billion of them! I mean - us! Yeah, I
oxygen. There will be less air to breathe for ouradmit it, I'm one too. Perhaps we should start
inhabitants, 6.6 billion of us (not counting otherAuto-addicts Anonymous!
life-forms), but since global warming will begin killingThe Boiling Frog Syndrome
people off, maybe things will balance out in theToo many people are non-responsive because the
end. (Yeah right!)global warming problem appears to be too gradual.
Another report states that between 1960 andIt seems there's nothing to really notice, that is, if
1990 one-fifth of the planet's rainforests wereyou're not paying attention or conveniently putting
destroyed. If these kinds of deforestingyour head in a hole in the ground. You could say
procedures continue, it is estimated that all tropicalit's an illusion that the climate crisis seems to be
forests could disappear by the year 2090. Thatoccurring slowly, but it's actually happening much
would definitely devastate the whole planet and itsfaster than you think. Within the last couple of
inhabitants -- to put it mildlydecades there have been radical changes come
Deforestation, particularly caused byto pass, as we have discussed already. Let's not
slash-and-burning, wildfires, the occasional arsonist,forget those vanishing islands, or big chunks
and other tragic methods as well, leads to higherbreaking away from the ice caps.
carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere, so theseThe problem is that we humans also are stricken
heinous activities must be stopped, because ourwith the Boiling Frog Syndrome. You've probably
precious plant-life is extremely important,heard it by other names. Al Gore refers to this
especially our major forests. If all the forestsanalogy in his documentary, An Inconvenient
were ruthlessly destroyed, there would be nearlyTruths. We all know that if you put a frog in a
40% less oxygen on the planet, which means thesaucepan of boiling water, it will immediately jump
CO2 levels would increase much higher, so thisout. So you have to trick the little critter, put it in
would inevitably annihilate the inhabitants here.a pan of pleasantly cool water, and it will just sit
With CO2 levels increasing and oxygen decreasing,there. If you turn the burner on, and let the
that equals death to life on Earth. We wouldwater very gradually warm up, keeping the
literally choke to death!burner on low, this particular frog, not being very
Although "reforestation" is practiced in somebright, will just sit there and eventually be boiled
areas, that is, the replanting of new trees, I don'tto death, or so the theory goes. Personally, if I
think it's being done fast enough to replace all ofwas the frog, and the water was starting to get
our vital forests we have already lost.too hot, I would be urged to jump out.
More Bad News We Just Don't Want To HearUnfortunately, there are too many frogs in the
Another side effect of global warming has beenworld that just don't care, and they're letting
"bad weather" anomalies, which means there willthemselves be boiled to death. We need to have
be increased intensity and frequency of variousa lot of smart frogs that are willing to jump out
weather patterns involving hurricanes, tornadoes,of the water before it boils. In other words, we
floods, and even droughts, and there will be majorthe people have to become vigilant participants
heat waves as well. There are also reports thatand activists and crank the heat down. Which
estimate the possibility of the extinction of certainmeans we must do whatever it takes, even if
species. In fact, I recently heard in the news thatthat means making a lot of sacrifices to our
several species of birds are already dying off andpersonal lifestyles.
possibly becoming endangered. Another reportNow the question is, how many frogs boiling in a
states that there will be an increase of diseases.saucepan does it take before there's too many?
In fact, thirty new diseases have arrived on theAnd will they get smart enough to jump out in
scene, just in the last quarter-century. Naturally,time?
the skeptical experts will deny this particular