| Please feel free to use this article as long as | | | | certificates by agreeing to pay for them in |
| credit is given to the resource box. | | | | pollution free filtered oil. This certificate is going to |
| © Arthur Levine 2007 | | | | be a super anti-pollution credit unlike its puny |
| Words 900 | | | | underused and undistinguished predecessor that is |
| Keywords: Global Warming, New Index Fund, | | | | backed by practically nothing at all. No wonder it |
| Guru, Crisis, Solution | | | | hasn't solved the problem. The Oops anti-pollution |
| Johnny Oops was pacing up and down on the | | | | credit will do the trick. It has teeth. |
| raised bandstand floor at a new sports arena in | | | | Companies that are big polluters will have to buy |
| the Meadowlands, New Jersey waiting for the | | | | these anti-pollution credits in order to avoid huge |
| crowd to settle down so that he could start his | | | | fines and special taxes that would otherwise force |
| speech, or should we call it a con? | | | | them into bankruptcy. Companies that have |
| My friends, converts, and members of my flock, | | | | cleaned up their act would be allowed to purchase |
| we are facing a man made crisis of unequaled | | | | these credits exclusively for resale to polluting |
| proportions. If this keeps up we will be farming | | | | Companies at a fifty percent discount. This will |
| rice paddies and cranberry bogs in the | | | | make it extremely profitable to be a clean air |
| swamplands of New Jersey, which will shortly | | | | Company, thus changing the whole ballgame and |
| cover more than half the current landmass of the | | | | eliminating one-way or the other the big polluters. |
| state. New York will be growing oranges instead | | | | I know this high finance might be a little confusing, |
| of apples and sporting palm trees on the less than | | | | but think of the ramifications. I am telling you that |
| one quarter of the land mass not covered by the | | | | greed pays. Now our profit hungry greedy |
| raging ocean, which will completely inundate New | | | | corporations are going to have the inducement |
| York City in a Sodom and Gomorrah style wrath | | | | they need to clean up their act, and the very air |
| of God type event. | | | | we breath. This is definitely going to be a miracle. |
| But do not worry my friends. I have the solution | | | | My friends we are about to be saved. We can |
| to the Global Warming problem, which is fast | | | | stop Global Warming. Are you with me? Let's |
| melting the Alaska Ice Caps, and will shortly cause | | | | save the universe before the bubble forming over |
| a permanent heat wave to cover most of the | | | | us really bursts. |
| known world we live in with especially dangerous | | | | I need all the money you can contribute to fund |
| consequences in North America and Europe. | | | | the set up of this Save The Nation Index Fund. |
| Most of the problem of Global Warming occurs | | | | Volunteers of our newly formed Save The Nation |
| because of businesses polluting the environment in | | | | non-profit organization will be passing amongst you |
| order to make profits. This is true of both | | | | with Save the Nation baskets appropriately |
| America and China as well as an assortment of | | | | wrapped in red, white, and blue. Help us give the |
| other countries all of which profess that they are | | | | breath of life to our fellow Americans. Think of |
| doing their best to control pollution. | | | | your children and grandchildren. Give them a clean |
| Don't buy it for a minute folks, there is a giant | | | | air future. Give them the breath of life. Give now, |
| hole forming in the ozone layer of the | | | | and give all you can. Our Countries future is at |
| atmosphere, and only God with our help will have | | | | stake. The human race, as we know it is in |
| the power to close it. | | | | jeopardy of becoming extinct if we don't do |
| I suggest that we immediately set up a | | | | something about global warming right now. We |
| multi-trillion dollar stock exchange traded index | | | | need your help. Take a deep breath, grab |
| fund that will invest exclusively in anti-pollution | | | | someone next to you in their essential parts, and |
| certificate credits, and which will be financed initially | | | | give all you can. |
| by hedge fund operators, and investment banks | | | | Jane, Johnny's new girlfriend and undercover |
| operating on a tax free basis with a government | | | | agent for the IRS was clapping wildly and hugging |
| guarantee against loss. These anti-pollution credits | | | | Johnny. She seemed in a state of true bliss. |
| in addition to being backed by the full faith and | | | | Secretly she was thinking that this time Johnny |
| credit of the United States, Russia and China | | | | had really gone too far; now they had him. She |
| respectively, will have the backing of all fortune | | | | was really going to enjoy taking this phony |
| 1000 Companies and in the case of China and | | | | charlatan down. All Johnny could think about was |
| Russia, major state run Companies. The oil rich | | | | that he was going to be rich, rich, rich. Not so fast |
| states for their part will be able to participate at a | | | | Johnny, not if Jane and the IRS have their way. |
| twenty percent discount to the face value of the | | | | |