| Please feel free to use this article as long | | | | able to participate at a twenty percent |
| as credit is given to the resource box. | | | | discount to the face value of the |
| | | | certificates by agreeing to pay for them in |
| © Arthur Levine 2007 | | | | pollution free filtered oil. This certificate |
| | | | is going to be a super anti-pollution credit |
| Words 900 | | | | unlike its puny underused and undistinguished |
| | | | predecessor that is backed by practically |
| Keywords: Global Warming, New Index Fund, | | | | nothing at all. No wonder it hasn't solved |
| Guru, Crisis, Solution | | | | the problem. The Oops anti-pollution credit |
| | | | will do the trick. It has teeth. |
| Johnny Oops was pacing up and down on the | | | | |
| raised bandstand floor at a new sports arena | | | | Companies that are big polluters will have to |
| in the Meadowlands, New Jersey waiting for | | | | buy these anti-pollution credits in order to |
| the crowd to settle down so that he could | | | | avoid huge fines and special taxes that would |
| start his speech, or should we call it a con? | | | | otherwise force them into bankruptcy. |
| | | | Companies that have cleaned up their act |
| My friends, converts, and members of my | | | | would be allowed to purchase these credits |
| flock, we are facing a man made crisis of | | | | exclusively for resale to polluting Companies |
| unequaled proportions. If this keeps up we | | | | at a fifty percent discount. This will make |
| will be farming rice paddies and cranberry | | | | it extremely profitable to be a clean air |
| bogs in the swamplands of New Jersey, which | | | | Company, thus changing the whole ballgame and |
| will shortly cover more than half the current | | | | eliminating one-way or the other the big |
| landmass of the state. New York will be | | | | polluters. |
| growing oranges instead of apples and | | | | |
| sporting palm trees on the less than one | | | | I know this high finance might be a little |
| quarter of the land mass not covered by the | | | | confusing, but think of the ramifications. I |
| raging ocean, which will completely inundate | | | | am telling you that greed pays. Now our |
| New York City in a Sodom and Gomorrah style | | | | profit hungry greedy corporations are going |
| wrath of God type event. | | | | to have the inducement they need to clean up |
| | | | their act, and the very air we breath. This |
| But do not worry my friends. I have the | | | | is definitely going to be a miracle. My |
| solution to the Global Warming problem, which | | | | friends we are about to be saved. We can stop |
| is fast melting the Alaska Ice Caps, and will | | | | Global Warming. Are you with me? Let's save |
| shortly cause a permanent heat wave to cover | | | | the universe before the bubble forming over |
| most of the known world we live in with | | | | us really bursts. |
| especially dangerous consequences in North | | | | |
| America and Europe. | | | | I need all the money you can contribute to |
| | | | fund the set up of this Save The Nation Index |
| Most of the problem of Global Warming occurs | | | | Fund. Volunteers of our newly formed Save The |
| because of businesses polluting the | | | | Nation non-profit organization will be |
| environment in order to make profits. This is | | | | passing amongst you with Save the Nation |
| true of both America and China as well as an | | | | baskets appropriately wrapped in red, white, |
| assortment of other countries all of which | | | | and blue. Help us give the breath of life to |
| profess that they are doing their best to | | | | our fellow Americans. Think of your children |
| control pollution. | | | | and grandchildren. Give them a clean air |
| | | | future. Give them the breath of life. Give |
| Don't buy it for a minute folks, there is a | | | | now, and give all you can. Our Countries |
| giant hole forming in the ozone layer of the | | | | future is at stake. The human race, as we |
| atmosphere, and only God with our help will | | | | know it is in jeopardy of becoming extinct if |
| have the power to close it. | | | | we don't do something about global warming |
| | | | right now. We need your help. Take a deep |
| I suggest that we immediately set up a | | | | breath, grab someone next to you in their |
| multi-trillion dollar stock exchange traded | | | | essential parts, and give all you can. |
| index fund that will invest exclusively in | | | | |
| anti-pollution certificate credits, and which | | | | Jane, Johnny's new girlfriend and undercover |
| will be financed initially by hedge fund | | | | agent for the IRS was clapping wildly and |
| operators, and investment banks operating on | | | | hugging Johnny. She seemed in a state of true |
| a tax free basis with a government guarantee | | | | bliss. Secretly she was thinking that this |
| against loss. These anti-pollution credits in | | | | time Johnny had really gone too far; now they |
| addition to being backed by the full faith | | | | had him. She was really going to enjoy taking |
| and credit of the United States, Russia and | | | | this phony charlatan down. All Johnny could |
| China respectively, will have the backing of | | | | think about was that he was going to be rich, |
| all fortune 1000 Companies and in the case of | | | | rich, rich. Not so fast Johnny, not if Jane |
| China and Russia, major state run Companies. | | | | and the IRS have their way. |
| The oil rich states for their part will be | | | | |