Hello from the Ottawa River - Learning How to Whitewater Kayak (and How the River Kicked My Ass...)

Way back when in February I went to theback up freaked me out.So I decided that in the
Outdoor Adventure Show and I twisted myfuture I would try calmer water sports such as
friend Leslie's arm to go on a learn-how-to-kayakcanoeing or sea kayaking on a calm lake, instead
weekend with me. We booked 2 days includingof facing mortal danger on the rapids. To
meals, kayaking lessons and campingreassure all of you readers though: all the other
accommodation with a company called Equinoxkayaking students did fine, they went upriver, and
Adventures that has a rafting and kayaking campcame down through some mild rapids and had a
located on Calumet Island in the Ottawa River.Sogreat time paddling themselves around on the
Friday we got ready, I picked Leslie up fromOttawa River on Saturday and Sunday. And
work and we headed off on Highway 401 east ofChristine, our guide, was very helpful, and there
Toronto. We got stuck in rush hour traffic for awas always another kayaking student around to
solid hour and half until I decided to go north ofhelp you if you were in trouble, so assistance to
the highway to take a country road. We stoppedsafety was never far away.Saturday evening we
in for a nice little dinner in Belleville, and afteractually watched a safety video for whitewater
driving through the beautiful countryside in Easternkayaking and in the video I realized that advanced
Ontario and after getting lost on the winding roadswhitewater kayaking is a pretty dangerous sport
near our destination, we finally set up our tent atand the risk of drowning or hurting yourself by
about 11 pm, illuminated by the headlights of mygetting entrapped in rocks or "strainers" (fallen
car.The Equinox river camp is very basic, locatedtree branches that stick out of the water) is
around an old farmhouse are 3 differentsubstantial and must be avoided at all cost. We
campgrounds (for noisy, semi-noisy and quietalso learned that working as a team and rescuing
campers..), an outbuilding with extremely basicone's team mates are critical life-saving skills. By
men's and women's bathrooms that have 2 toiletthis time I had already decided that I would trade
stalls as well as 4 functioning shower stalls in amy second day of kayaking lessons in for some
co-ed shower and an outdoor eating areamountain biking on Sunday, combined with a little
covered by tarps that are draped over metalphoto safari of Calumet Island.So Sunday morning,
railings. Luxury accommodation this is definitelyafter my interview with Krista, she was kind
not.Saturday morning we got started early, weenough to lend me her mountain bike and I
actually got woken up by the mooing of cows ingrabbed my camera and started my discovery of
the farmers field next door at about 6 am. OtherCalumet Island, a large island in the Ottawa River
campers reported that some of the cows took awedged between Ontario and Quebec. I cycled
walk right through the camp ground and actuallythrough forests, rolling hills, grazing pastures and
left some sizeable paddies behind. It was fabulouspast a few extremely well-kept country
to be in a tent again after not having goneproperties. I spent about an hour cycling on dirt
camping for about 8 years.... We got a simpleroads to the edge of the Ottawa River where I
breakfast, some pancakes and pre-packagedstarted to experiment with my camera a little
muffins (some of them a little furry) and webit.My brother-in-law Roger, a consummate
started picking our kayak gear and headed offgraphic designer and visual artist, had recently
with our knowledgeable guide Christine and hertaught me how to do close-up shots of plants and
helper Krista in a van to the Ottawa River. Weother objects, so I started experimenting taking
got suited up with our life jackets, helmets andclose-range shots of plants and flowers right next
sprayskirs, and then put our kayaks in the water.Ito the Ottawa River. This was the first time I
had a devil of a time getting my sprayskirt overexperimented with this photo technique and I
the kayak's opening because it was so tight. Wehave to say I was reasonably pleased with the
started with simple paddling exercises in the calmoutcome once I came home last night and
waters of the Rocher Fendu dam and firstdownloaded the images.On my way back from
learned how to do a "wet exit": after you tip thethe river I had an interesting encounter: I drove
kayak and are underneath the vessel (panic timeby a barn and saw 2 horses grazing in the
for most people) we were taught to rip thedistance. They looked up and noticed me, and as
sprayskirt off and swim our way out of theif on cue, two other horses came out of the barn
kayak.Paddling was quite difficult since the angle ofas well. They started approaching me, as I was
the blades of the paddle is offset, so while yourstanding on the side of the road, behind a wire
right hand is supposed to stay still, the left hand isfence. All four horses came trotting towards me.
supposed to tilt a little so the left blade of theAbout half way from me they stopped in unison,
paddle goes into the water at the proper angle. Ichecked me out, then looked at each other,
had a bit of a problem with that since my rightfigured they had seen all they needed to see, and
arm is way stronger than my left arm (fromtrotted off in perfect coordination again. It was a
playing tennis) and I couldn't get the entry anglereally comical cross-species encounter and I ended
of the left side of the paddle right, so many timesup chuckling to myself when the horses
I ended up going in a circle off to the left, havingdisappeared again into the barn.After my 2 hour
to paddle 3 or 4 times on the left side just tomountain biking excursion I spent the rest of
straighten myself out again. The kayaks areSunday exploring the island in my car and drove
perfectly flat on the bottom, so there is no hull tothrough rolling hills and farm land. Upon my return
help you out with the tracking on theto the camp ground I spread out a blanket under
water.Paddling got a little more difficult when wea tree and did some open-air reading. All the other
went up the Ottawa River and my own personalcampers were gone to either river raft or kayak,
faulty technique caused me to veer off to theand the campground was totally quiet, all you
left all the time, causing me to get caught in thecould hear were the crickets and an occasional
current of the river, drifting downstream, againstmoo from a cow. It was serenity at its best. The
the direction of where we were trying to go. Iother rafters and kayakers came back in the
then realized a few things: that the currents on aafternoon and they all reported that they had had
river as big as the Ottawa River are extremelya fabulous time at their respective water
strong and that my upper body strength wassports.At about 4:30 we headed back out on the
waning pretty quickly. I really developed someroad and did a nice 5 hour highly scenic drive
major respect for the river and for the skillsthrough towns like Eganville and Bancroft that are
involved in kayaking.To be honest, I never quitesurrounded by rolling hills, lush green forests and
got the hang of it. We were taught skills likeancient rock faces, before we headed into the
"ferrying", i.e. getting across a current at an angle,serene lake district of the Kawartha Highlands. It
or the "T-rescue", where a second kayak comeswas a perfect weekend - a combination of
up to you after you have tipped your kayak andadventure and relaxation under crystal blue skies,
are trapped underneath the boat in the water.and it just taught me how beautiful the back
You are then supposed to tap on your ownroads of Ontario can be.Susanne Pacher is the
kayak 3 times to make noise to alert otherpublisher of a website called Travel and
paddlers that you have capsized. Then you haveTransitions( Travel and Transitions deals with
to reach along the side of the boat to locate theunconventional travel and is chock full of advice,
second kayak, and then you put both hands ontips, real life travel experiences, interviews with
the other kayak and twist yourself out fromtravellers and travel experts, insights and
underneath your own vessel with a flick of thereflections, cross-cultural issues, contests and
hips.I have to admit, I am a pretty athleticmany other features. You will also find stories
person, and I love speedy sports like downhillabout life and the transitions that we face as we
skiing and mountain biking, and I am actuallygo through our own personal life-long
pretty good at them. But some things aboutjourneys.Submit your own travel stories in our
whitewater kayaking gave me the chills, just thefirst travel story contest( and have a chance to
idea of getting entrapped upside down underneathwin an amazing adventure cruise on the Amazon
the kayak, possibly snagged by a rockRiver.
underneath the water, and not being able to get