Greatest Customer Experience Ever - Total Freaking Meltdown

We talked before about the Five Simple Startingfine line between success and failure. Even the
Points for creating the greatest customerbest team with the most experienced
experience ever: 1) Focus inside out; look at yourpractitioners can slip the wheels off the macadam
business the way a customer does, 2) Listeninto a bit of mud when they're running hard and
actively, 3) Measure everything from theit's a little late. The natural reaction is to give it
customer's perspective, 4) Maximum joy is yoursome gas and steer harder back onto the road,
new goal, and 5) Improve constantly.which throws the back end into the mud and
We've talked a lot about how to create theresults in a little more gas, a lot more
greatest customer experience ever and fulfill yourover-steering, and suddenly the truck is upside
customer's dreams of maximum joy. But itdown, gas tank ablaze, in an alligator filled swamp.
doesn't always go well, in fact, sometimes it's aWhen it's bad in a service environment the issue
total freaking meltdown. Be honest now, we've allis almost always under-staffing in one form or
been there. Sometimes you're not looking for thatanother. The "synergy" projections from the
one perfect improvement to cap a year ofacquisition were a good fit with the financial
steady growth, quality awards, and customermodels, but a bad fit with reality. That
accolades. Sometimes you're hanging on by are-engineering effort was going to improve cycle
thread in the middle of a maelstrom and yourtime by 50% so you stopped hiring six months in
boss is sawing away on that last little bit of stringadvance of an implementation date that is now 18
holding you to the mast.months overdue. The new CRM system was
Just for fun let's look at three simple questionsgoing to eliminate 70% of the human interactions;
that the Chairman almost always asks just beforeand so on. Remember under-staffing can occur
he kicks you out of the building-or worse tells youeven if you have too many people. If the
to clean up the mess.representatives don't know what to do, or how
First, how bad is it? Second, how did it get thisto do it effectively, or don't want to do it, from
bad? Third, what do we do now?the customer's perspective, the building might as
First, how bad is it? I was on an operationalwell be empty.
readiness tour with one company and found aNote to Chairman on the second point-"Weren't
group of 150 employees at a remote site that didyou the one who approved the 20% reduction in
not have a boss. Their boss had left 9 monthsmy operating budget recommended by the
before to take another position in another townprocess improvement consultants?"
with another company and had not evenThird, what do we do now? The fix is always so
bothered to resign. He just packed his office andtrite. Remember stop, drop and roll? You can't run
left. The employees hadn't mentioned thisaway from a fire, you've got to get down in the
because they knew that headquarters was busydirt and smother the problem.
with an acquisition and they didn't want to botherAssign a dedicated team of your most
anyone.experienced, hard-nosed people and take away
How bad is it? I asked one of my function headseverything else they're doing. Some people are
once how far behind we were on inquirygoing to be shell-shocked and burned out; move
processing. He said we needed some overtime tothem to the side for a while and help them
catch up. I asked how much overtime. He said,recover.
"maybe 30-40% per person for a year." We hadPour money all over the problem. Your operations
1,500 people in this unit. We were 500-800 peoplebudget is now officially a joke; you need to save
short, the training time for new hires was oneyour brand at this point. Throw operational
year and attrition was 20%. It would have takenresources at the nitty gritty smelly underside of
less time to explore the surface of Mars than tothe problem; no grand strategies, no mission
catch our backlog.statements--just get to work. Write off the
How bad is it? On one project we'd spent a littlelow-value inventory as fast as possible to get
over $150 million dollars against a budget of $100some breathing room. Talk directly to the staff
million. I asked the project lead how much more iton the front line and ask for help. You got them
would cost to finish. He walked out of my office,into this mess, but they'll still help get you out.
into his office, shut the door, and emailed me hisTake one tiny step at a time, but really really
resignation.quickly; thousands of steps a day. Report every
How bad can it be? We launched 18 new productsmorning of every day what you did the day
in the space of one year. We congratulatedbefore to make it better.
ourselves on a massive effort and pulled theKeep running the business while you're fixing the
financials to check their profitability. Every singlebusiness; which means a lot of people are going
one was losing money; flawlessly implementedto work seven days a week until its finished
massive swirling sinkholes of good money chasingbecause you can't hire enough people fast enough
bad money down the drain.to make a difference in the short term. Rinse and
Note to Chairman on first point-"It can be realrepeat.
bad."Note to Chairman on the third point-"Do I get to
Second, how did it get this bad? There is a verysleep when it's over?