The Article No One Will Read

Wow. I just had a wake up call, maybe even ansentence or paragraph;
epiphany. While this may not be a completely- If the first word does not catch their attention,
green topic, it does refer to email, so unless youthey skip to the next paragraph;
are printing your emails (and why would you do- If the paragraph has more than a few lines,
that?), I guess we can consider this a sustainablethey don't even bother scanning;
article.- The average EADD sufferer spends less than 51
Maybe I am the loner, but when I receive anseconds scanning an email.
email, and decide to open it, I generally read theWhat does catch their attention?
whole message. These are from friends, family- Highlighted important words - in red
and known business associates. I do the same- Bulleted topics
when I receive an email newsletter. After all,- Short, easy to manage paragraphs
these are publications I subscribed to, so most of- Videos - it's easier than reading
the content would be of interest to me. AfterWhat are the consequences of EADD?
sending out an important email to my friends and- Sufferers generally miss the important points of
family, I found out that I am most definitely inthe story
the minority.- If there is a task required in the email, ironically,
I sent out an email to about 60 people close tothey spend more time trying to perform it
me, explaining an important topic, and asking their- Very little knowledge is gained
help in performing a 2 minute task. I had to- Increases confusion on topic
resend it 3 times so far, each time, re-explainingDO YOU HAVE EADD? If you are still reading,
in different ways, as dozens of otherwisethen you're probably OK.
intelligent and computer savvy people werePharmaceutical companies are ramping up
hopelessly lost. I finally had to build and send anresearch on this affliction and I'm sure we'll soon
instructional video.see TV commercials to "Ask Your Doctor" for
Most writers of emails and newsletters track bythe latest and greatest new drugs...I don't suppose
Open rate. That's totally irrelevant, becausethey will have an email campaign.
statistics and research tell me that MOST PEOPLEOK, OK..my friend the Doctor just called. EADD is
WON'T EVEN READ THIS. That's right. And it'snot an "official" syndrome....I just made that up.
because of a newly diagnosed syndrome, calledBut the statistics and "symptoms" are real. Keep
Email Attention Deficit Disorder (EADD).these in mind when writing your emails and
Due to information overload, it is estimated thatnewsletters and you will get more Opens and
there are over 2 billion people with this syndrome.even more importantly, more people
Symptoms are:understanding your content.
- Simply scanning the first word or two of each