There are No Republicans in Science Fiction

Only in America can you win the Nobel Peacewas attacked until the day he died. Maybe it's
Prize and then be condemned in the media. Ratherbecause Republicans don't win the Nobel Peace
than taking pride that an American won aPrize or maybe it's because they don't deserve
prestigious award right wing pundits have reignitedto. But I ask you, if Al Gore shouldn't have won
the whole there's no global warming shtick. Youthe prize who should have?
would thing that they would begin to tire of beingThe pundits contend it was political as if the Nobel
wrong, but no. When you never have to admitCommittee stays up late at night in Sweden
your wrong it becomes easier to be wrong eventhinking of ways to sabotage the Republicans. It
when the non-perfected disagree.goes to show their self obsessed myopic view of
The party that voted against Social Security, Civilthe world. While living in Montgomery we had
rights, seat belts and air bags is running thesome visitors from Switzerland and the only thing
cigarette smoking campaign redux with globalthey wanted to see was Martin Luther Kings
warming. For years they contended there was nochurch. We pulled on the door but it was locked, a
definitive proof that cigarettes caused cancer.caretaker came out from a side door and
Study after study proved the connection andexplained that the church was closed. We
Republicans with their tobacco lobby allies wouldexplained that they were from Switzerland and
claim the study defective or the scientist'sthat they really wanted to see the church and he
partisan. Then the tobacco lobby would producequickly guided us in.
their own study disputing the original facts.Our guest stood before the pulpit and was visibly
I have always been a fan of science fiction filmsmoved he hadn't ever heard the pundit's calling
of the 1950's and 1960's it's fun to look back andKing a communist and a subversive. He had only
see how they envisioned our future. With pictureheard King's words unfiltered and I realized that
telephones the size of car spare tires and robotseven with all the admiration that King received we
with spinning antenna on top of their heads. Butas Americans still took him for granted and didn't
usually the crux of their movie plot involved somerealize the impact he had on the world. But it was
dire crises facing planet Earth. In the Japanesea slow year for peace; Al Gore made a film about
classic Godzilla the monster rose out of the seaglobal warming and brought the issue to the
because of mankind's careless use of nuclearforefront. Martin Luther King led millions through
power.non-violent peaceful action to change the world.
No one thought to dispute the issue of theBut it was a slow year for peace, who would you
monsters intent, so as I've said there are nohave picked?
Republicans in science fiction. Were it real,Chairman Hu in China? Bush? Not hardly, Tony
Republican legislators would have stood in the wellBlair? Ohlmert? Merkle? You see it really has been
Congress, "Mr. Speaker, I rise today to speak ina slow year for peace. Perhaps the Buddhist
support of our friends in Japan. Their Capital Citymonks in Myanmar will be eligible next year
in ruins because of this horrible monster from theprovided any of them are still left alive. But the
deep, but Mr. Speaker let us not be too quick tocandidates for this year have been slim pickins, I
assume that the monsters motivation was nuclearthink Mr. Gore was the best choice available. I
energy. This monster also attacked bridges andthink his work is laudable and commendable but I
commuter trains so it is just as plausible that thefear for our future when the best we can do is
monster was opposing public transportation.to raise awareness.
Mr. Speaker I stand today to defend AmericaGreen house gas emissions have risen 25% since
from horrible sea monsters and encourage mythe Kyoto treaty was signed. The leaders of the
fellow members to vote against the mass transitcountries most responsible have argued it should
appropriation bill, to which I would like to add anbe left to the individual countries. Or it is an
amendment that I call the Godzilla protection act.internal matter and we are doing the best we can
In the classic film "The Day The Earth Stood Still"all while making huge profits. Calling all Aliens! If
an Alien space craft lands in Washington D.C. Theyou're out their fellas the time to land is now. Like
alien has been sent on a mission to convinceKing we don't see Al Gore as the Nobel
mankind to pursue the paths of peace. In acommittee sees him.
speech before the United Nations the visitorWe see him through the chaff of political punditry
asserts that if mankind will only renounce warthe same people who assured us civil rights were
that assistance will be granted to our planet. But ifbest left to the states. That automobiles didn't
we continue in our warlike ways then the Earthneed seatbelts or airbags or café
will be destroyed.standards and that cigarette smoking was actually
Bush and Cheney would have had a bill beforegood for us. That peace is weakness and war is
Congress quadrupling the military defense budgetstrength. Reflecting badly on us all the dirth of
as soon as the nuclear cloud had dissipated fromcandidates promoting peace and the attacking of
where the alien spacecraft had landed. "And ourthose who only dare to point out our problems.
Fox News poll tonight, Should the world's leadersWere this science fiction it might be funny but it's
be dictated to by horrible alien space mutants andnot fiction it's fact. Were the aliens to land in
their nine foot tall robots?"Washington I doubt the promise to make a film
It just doesn't matter; every American who hasto raise awareness would suffice with the visitors.
ever won the Nobel Peace Prize is attacked.I'm glad Al Gore won the Nobel Prize I only wish
Jimmy Carter was attacked Martin Luther Kingthat someone would had deserved it more.